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Greg's Nipples, hairy new year, happy little trees, merry nippmas, nipple noses, santa's a stoner
Yeah, I know. I’m kind of late to the party here. Whatever. I’ve had a lot going on lately and have been in a bit of a funk. Luckily for me, I have some amazing friends that know me well enough to know just how to cheer me up when I’m feeling down. Around 12:30 this morning, two of said friends sent me holiday text messages. I recently got a new phone number and don’t have many of my contacts transferred just yet, but I knew who they were from almost immediately.
It’s people like this that make life worth living.
After I stopped laughing and changed my pants, I made good on my promise to turn that cute little guy into a reindeer.
Can you say perfection?
But because I couldn’t sleep, and also because I’m me, I couldn’t stop there. I decided that I needed to make some holiday greeting cards. Jeneral Insanity style.
Everything is better with jazz-hands.
Santa is a whore.
I’m not sure this is what Bob Ross had in mind…
How else do you think he eats all those cookies?
Elves need love too.
You’re welcome.
Thanks for the late night entertainment, Erica and Greg! You are one of the most amazing couples I know, and definitely suited for each other! I freaking love your faces — and Greg’s hairy nipple.
I know you’re all jealous of my mad art skills right now, and also of my knack for finding some of the craziest strangest creepiest best psychos weirdos people on the planet to call my friends. Knock it off though. Envy does not look good on you. Besides, you’re more than welcome to join the clan. Just bring wine. Or snacks. Or booze. Or a monkey wearing a fancy hat.
You can also stalk my friend Erica online if you wish. She writes (sometimes) over at Yeah, I’m a Nerd. (She doesn’t write very often, and when I went there tonight to double-check the URL, it was all wonky and the pictures are missing, but the words are still there.)
Do you have a picture you’d like to send me so that I can try to turn it into something stupidly awesome or strange? DO IT! You can either send it to jeneralinsanity at gmail dot com, or post it to my FB page. I would tell you to tweet me, but I forgot my password. Again.
Jeneral Insanity 
Christmas doesn’t get much better than this. WELCOME BACK!!!
Hugs!
Valerie
These are just the greatest!!! I just wanted to send you some nipply cheer, and you, in turn, sent some right back!!
Nothing says “Christmas” quite like hairy body parts!
Any friend of yours is worth checking out, and the name? I like it already!
Merry Nipmas and Hairy Nude Rear, Jen!
p.s. I’ll have to check if I have any original pictures for your request. I did upload a picture of a mole on my chest w/that sticker they give you at mammograms. The sticker is round and flesh-colored so when I uploaded the picture to Instagram, b/c of COURSE I Instagramed my boob-mole, it totally looked like a nipple. Not hairy though 😦 I’m not nearly hair enough. #Fail
“We wish you a merry nippmas” does have a certain ring to it! Now there’s a further extension of the idea – nipple rings that jingle! The ditty Jingle Bells will never seem the same again.
Best wishes for 2015.
Sometimes I stumble upon a blog post that makes me spit out my coffee! Nipple and all!
Happy New Year! Here’s wishing you and yours a happy and healthy 2015!